Man beaver ...
After the release of Captain Ahab's boat on the day you could even have been considered closed, after all, we were more than satisfied, but we did not know what we were getting into saying yes to what seemed like a harmless little walk to the lake ... but ...
14:00 pm departure from the hostel for a trip to the "Beaver Lake" ... Our hero
Toty now completely at ease in the marine / aqueous try in vain to emulate his idol (Capitan Findus) proposed around the lake with the notorious hostel galleon ...
Wamba and does not take well to go back in the room ... or maybe it's tightly run away ... 
The delusions of grandeur and the evacuations of Toty digestive Wamba nearly make the group go without them. The guide "gitarella Lake" is a Coco, a man of a certain age (it is still up for grabs in a beaver fur for those who guess your age) from the long white hair, the leather jacket dirty, cream-colored teeth, all in all physical but dry with a buzz from that rivals the best Zufo ... It takes about half an hour for our heroes to understand that the native language of Cocoa and French. The French themselves groping in a vain attempt to understand all the explanations about the customs and habits of beavers ... in short, the nice man to know it really shows a lot about them and makes us see what are able to do with their teeth ...
left the tree felled by beaver, right Cocò. Slowly the "earth's crew" to the following ageless man begins to understand that maybe it will not be so light gitarella ... Coco begins to wander into the forest, the trail disappears and begins to understand that Toty if he wants to return safely to the hostel, it suits them not to lose sight of the man of beavers in the meantime ... Coco explains that a beaver on average strikes 200 trees a year and meanwhile is taking us right at home her beaver ... we mean, and the house of Coco just can not know ... imagine the landscape change in the meantime ...
to that, however, should be the home of the beaver, we do not find Coco and then explains that in reality the beaver has 3 houses on that lake (3 lake homes ... got it?! But those that have all Vaini beavers in Canada?) and that at least every year during that period, the same Coco does not know where the beaver to go away ... the mystery deepens and enhances our appreciation for Coco tree after tree.
Lake in the distance with one of the three houses of the beaver.
to that, however, should be the home of the beaver, we do not find Coco and then explains that in reality the beaver has 3 houses on that lake (3 lake homes ... got it?! But those that have all Vaini beavers in Canada?) and that at least every year during that period, the same Coco does not know where the beaver to go away ... the mystery deepens and enhances our appreciation for Coco tree after tree. 
Lake in the distance with one of the three houses of the beaver. After a while, 'we come to one of the largest dams built by beavers, but there's not even funny pet shade ...
Here Coco took the opportunity to lecture us about the life of another small rodent. A single beaver is capable of carrying only pieces of tree that really shocked to see them leave us, and only 2 Beavers were able to make the dam (and other smaller all around). Then Coco reveals to us, not without pride, because the beaver has a flat tail ... it happened that once made him duck a blow job ... after 15 days (yesterday) we finally realized that all were laughing so much because in French " tail ", which is called" queue ", is also a rude and vulgar to indicate the member remain male genital ... without words. Meanwhile
continues around the lake and trails even the shadow ...
The path chosen by Coco brings us suddenly to climb up a rock on which much, if one puts the wrong foot ... the cottage is found to fertilize the beaver comes ... After being mounted descent, Coco gets to wait and watch close to a difficult passage that all of us to do ... and at one point a voice is heard: "Uere to do ev to go??"
Here the hero of the hill and unable to rescue the poor Wamba improvised Aplin!
Then we get the second house on the lake of rodent, but there is no trace of him. Coco's face darkens, is keen to let us see and understand when it tries to bring up the morale of the troops with another story:
There are 2 friends for a walk in the woods. All of a sudden noises behind them, and discover that a huge grizzly bear is chasing them to make her dinner. Start running like mad to escape (just like the Lonely Planet guide advises against the Wamba!) And at one point one of two friends and is reflected to the other:
"But why do you insist on running, so the ' bear can run faster than you "
and the other responds:
" But I do not pretend to outrun the bear, I'm happy to run faster than you "
MORAL: Escape!
The catch is that Coco tells the joke in quebechese narrow Toty with the help of some French-speaking Europe can understand and translate to Wamba, but There are the German girls who have not been able to understand it ... Coco asks for a volunteer to translate it into English, he does not feel, already has its problems with the French ... the air gets heavy, no one offers ... until at some point the same superhero who became Wamba launches translation wheel! The German smiling ... obviously the story is far from the best German humor ...
summary the translation was by quebechese for an Italian to French (the Toty) to change from French to Italian, and then finish for the German into English ... for all we know at the beginning we could also talk about the story in a Pisan Awaii holiday to ...
Meanwhile, the "Company of the Beaver" again, the mood is back up and at some point you hear a noise like a stone thrown into the lake ... the movement of Coco is awesome, like an animal from the tip bristles ears and falls close to the source of the noise by saying "It's a beaver "..." maybe maybe it's a beaver ...
hard to believe, but it seems that we found ...
I know the photo ... not really the best to understand how it's done a beaver, but we have seen, and we have also seen him do his typical move to beat the flat tail on the water before diving. For a while 'we see him again, after a while one of us gets bored and goes away ...
The walk is far from over, at which point the group begins to climb to reach a vantage point overlooking the fjord in the distance also.
The group is visibly tired ...
But c 'is yet to be conquered the last hill ... where do you capture Toty Wamba and entrusting the camera in the hands of Toty Coco (to make them accountable for level of trust we place in this man)
... He knows everything about beavers and also can do some great photos! It 'definitely our new myth!
conclude by paying tribute to Coco, "The Man of beavers, which made us get up on top of this beautiful hill, inaccessible to ordinary mortals because of the lack of a shred of trail. ..
Here Coco took the opportunity to lecture us about the life of another small rodent. A single beaver is capable of carrying only pieces of tree that really shocked to see them leave us, and only 2 Beavers were able to make the dam (and other smaller all around). Then Coco reveals to us, not without pride, because the beaver has a flat tail ... it happened that once made him duck a blow job ... after 15 days (yesterday) we finally realized that all were laughing so much because in French " tail ", which is called" queue ", is also a rude and vulgar to indicate the member remain male genital ... without words. Meanwhile continues around the lake and trails even the shadow ...
The path chosen by Coco brings us suddenly to climb up a rock on which much, if one puts the wrong foot ... the cottage is found to fertilize the beaver comes ... After being mounted descent, Coco gets to wait and watch close to a difficult passage that all of us to do ... and at one point a voice is heard: "Uere to do ev to go??" 
Here the hero of the hill and unable to rescue the poor Wamba improvised Aplin! Then we get the second house on the lake of rodent, but there is no trace of him. Coco's face darkens, is keen to let us see and understand when it tries to bring up the morale of the troops with another story:
There are 2 friends for a walk in the woods. All of a sudden noises behind them, and discover that a huge grizzly bear is chasing them to make her dinner. Start running like mad to escape (just like the Lonely Planet guide advises against the Wamba!) And at one point one of two friends and is reflected to the other:
"But why do you insist on running, so the ' bear can run faster than you "
and the other responds:
" But I do not pretend to outrun the bear, I'm happy to run faster than you "
MORAL: Escape!
The catch is that Coco tells the joke in quebechese narrow Toty with the help of some French-speaking Europe can understand and translate to Wamba, but There are the German girls who have not been able to understand it ... Coco asks for a volunteer to translate it into English, he does not feel, already has its problems with the French ... the air gets heavy, no one offers ... until at some point the same superhero who became Wamba launches translation wheel! The German smiling ... obviously the story is far from the best German humor ...
summary the translation was by quebechese for an Italian to French (the Toty) to change from French to Italian, and then finish for the German into English ... for all we know at the beginning we could also talk about the story in a Pisan Awaii holiday to ...
Meanwhile, the "Company of the Beaver" again, the mood is back up and at some point you hear a noise like a stone thrown into the lake ... the movement of Coco is awesome, like an animal from the tip bristles ears and falls close to the source of the noise by saying "It's a beaver "..." maybe maybe it's a beaver ...
hard to believe, but it seems that we found ...
I know the photo ... not really the best to understand how it's done a beaver, but we have seen, and we have also seen him do his typical move to beat the flat tail on the water before diving. For a while 'we see him again, after a while one of us gets bored and goes away ... The walk is far from over, at which point the group begins to climb to reach a vantage point overlooking the fjord in the distance also.
The group is visibly tired ... 
But c 'is yet to be conquered the last hill ... where do you capture Toty Wamba and entrusting the camera in the hands of Toty Coco (to make them accountable for level of trust we place in this man) 
... He knows everything about beavers and also can do some great photos! It 'definitely our new myth! 
conclude by paying tribute to Coco, "The Man of beavers, which made us get up on top of this beautiful hill, inaccessible to ordinary mortals because of the lack of a shred of trail. .. 
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