After months of being away from their homes and the candles of Putignano, at least the old Wamba can hug his wife, After escaping the clutches of the evil U.S. immigration in New York.
And now it's off to the first weekend the discovery of Central Canada: the Lakes region. Wamba
The agency has discovered a Chinese travel at bargain prices which offers guided tours throughout the globe. Massa, sfruttiamola the infinite power of the Chinese anti-inflationary.
Departure at 6.00, we're on a bus with a pair of Chinese confortable in front of us, whose husband, Cho A et al, is a beast with a bull neck, each time pulling down all of a sudden movements with the armchair-style kung fu attack on the sacred and venerable kneecaps of Wamba. Li mortacci its ......
The guide is a young Chinese scleratissima paranoid anxiety that goes for any communication that should give the same obsessively repeating the same concepts over and over again (and every time multiplied by three, in Chinese, French and English). It starts to
time of the 1000 Islands, St. Lawrence River wildlife area. From the ferry on the river views are cool. The guide calls them, with his French macaroni, "The Mile Lile" hundreds of times, and Wamba, the Frenchman knows it beautifully, down to think, "But he asks to have a tip, this dazed?".
After a great feast at a discounted buffet (obviously Chinese), we head to Toronto.
Here is the summary made by the dry presentation of the city guide Sclera:
"Tolonto is the big, the bigget, the biggest City of the Canada, yes, it's the big, the Tolonto, of the whole Canada, the Tolonto is the first, Because Tolonto is the big town, City of the Canada, Tolonto the big city, the Tolonto is very very big city of the Canada, no, it's the first, the Tolonto ", plus other interesting details of the series (I'll tell you in Italian)" Notice the parallel to the pylons that carry the current to Tolonto, because the ... Tolonto is the biggest ...." etc etc and down away with the basic concept of the whole trip.
a filter 20 Hz-20KHz to the eardrum in both ears, the journey continued peacefully until "the Tolonto.
In fact, the key concept is the past: Toronto Although a vast metropolis of 4 million people, not so when compared to other megacities (I already imagine that Emma makes the shoulders). But its surprising size and especially the greenery surrounding the city, a city park that is virtually an endless boreal forest, in the 70 facilities to mitigate the high levels of air pollution.
Toronto, up to 60 years, was a little town. If not that arrived after the war General de Gaulle in Montreal (then the largest city in Canada, not the Tolonto) and harangued the crowd chanting to free Quebec. Since then, born in Quebec, a strong anti-English sentiment which prompted many residents to leave the city Anglophone root (They and their money) and move to Toronto, which experienced dramatic growth and then a chaotic and quickly became the main financial office of the country, and still is (always remember the guide: "Is the biggett Tolonto the city, etc." ).
In fact, the impression is that of a shapeless agglomerate, with the downtown that keeps the streets of a country with half the size of skyscrapers New York (the ones in Montreal are bazzeccole).
But Toronto retains the strong imprint on English, with the style of Cambridge University (CIAL, remember?) And Parliament, although the government and the parliament are true in Ottawa, a city Anglophone There must be a parliament, if not Anglophone city that is??
We still have to visit the tallest tower in the world, no, of course, has been overtaken by some of the kaiser tower nearing completion in Dubai (but Nick certainly knows more than me ), the CN Tower. Well, as an engineer in telecommunications Wamba opens the heart to see this huge beast as ugly concrete ground that serves as a radio transmission tower. E '550 meters high, no look is really a giant.
We arrive on the 320 meters with a hyper-fast elevator and from there you can enjoy the 360 \u200b\u200bon the city and Lake Ontario, a real sea
There is also a part of the floor all glass, a real delight for those who suffer from vertigo, the Wamba does not suffer, but mysteriously, he prefers to be waived only by the evidence of Big Foot:
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The next morning we head towards the most famous waterfalls in the world.
alright, I will spare you the hint of the guide.
Here is a brief and succinct description: "The Fall Niaga is very very big, and it is really very big, But The Niaga fall is not very tall, But the water is very very big and I know the fall, the fall is big Niaga , very very big. Ah, okay (laughter) And Also is very very very Biutiful, But It's Also very big and Biutiful. " And on the bus triggered the mad frenzy of tourists.
To better see the waterfall make us go to CN tower in a small purpose built on the site of the waterfall (here Superintendents do not exist).
Are you ready? But it is ready? Three, two, one, go!!
This waterfall is the United States.
While This beautiful waterfall is the Canadian in a semicircle, a wonder of nature. Canadians take the piss out of them, the Americans, because they have the cascade bella.Chissà gnawing as the Yankees, they'll be thinking of bombing pure mica Ottawa?
In fact, the height is about 60 meters, but the water flow that impresses so much, and the picture does not do full justice.
I stick to what he said when he saw Dickens in 1842: "Anything that this wonderful place would be mere folly." Given that culture? I read the guide.
Here we are on the ferry that will take us under the waterfall, equipped with waterproof style Sacchini of rubbish, with splashes of water coming "on all sides from which"
Here, however, taken up by the waterfall near Canadian:
Let's see if I give you an idea of \u200b\u200bthe water flow. Toh:
end our wonderful day with the last note of impeccable cultural guide on arrival in Montreal:
"Because the Montrial is The Second City of the Canada, yes, and this Because The First City of the Canada is the Tolonto, Which Is the bigget, the biggest city of the Canada, is the SECOND INSTEAD Montrial, not the biggest, the biggest is the Tolonto, the very biggest in Canada at the Is the Tolonto, yes (laughing hysterically, and then off to repeat the concept in other languages, but everyone was asleep still thinking to calm Niaga falls that are "very very big and Biutiful", etc. etc. to go crazy and kill her). The
Wamba said the next morning having dreamed the premeditated murder of the guide: cast alive into the waterfall in Canada, the very very very very big.
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