... in the last episode you saw three young men as skilled (or poor ...) explorers due to their stubbornness and their excellent sense of direction, have unraveled in a city unknown to them, deducting Cartesian method is through the leadership of Sea, which belongs to the nation, among other things, saving a well-known local gut from certain death by drowning, and winning a particularly strategic bridge for trade and marketing of the famous T-shirts "I love NY" (bridge finally proved wrong ...) .
In this episode we go instead to investigate their social life among exotic dinners, libraries drenched culture, tours in luxury limousines, baseball games e. .. something else.
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After a half day at the Metropolitan Museum (cagacazzi do as the French, we translate all in Italian!) And Vasco Toty'ano moving easily by subway (the only time you can catch the right train on right line which stops at stations right!) to be reunited with Amerigo, intent on making a spicinio stores on fift èveniu. The meeting took place at Rockefeller Center, where Vasco cries once again ... AMERICAAA to victory!
The next stop is the library, Amerigo has to do a paper for school on the mystery of smoking Bottinelli Manhattan.
After the library, a ride in a limousine from champagne, young legs, flesh, drugs, various light and heavy, 69-inch wide screen with continuous screenings of film W. Allen set in Manhattan, strawberries and cream, caviar, salmon and scenic ride in Times Square.
Finally, a stroll in Central Park, where we met a former frikkettoni of "Hair", which has become an obese amateur baseball player retires.
I know I know ... Zufo objected immediately that the ball is not moving, then the idea of \u200b\u200bbeautiful pictures but failed in the next photo ... the ball was moving, but everything was moving ... even the fat. .. then you save the.
"View of the City as seen from Central Park"
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Finally, after a typical dinner "American," with hamburgers 14-oz., french fries, lettuce, onions, cucumbers and other useless things put into the pot at random, all consumed in a room that seemed straight out of "Happy Days" with tables and colorful shiny metallic finish to the edges, finally arrives well-deserved rest of the warriors.
"... the image is initially very confused and subdued, but gradually the focus improves and you can see two male figures running in a meadow, surrounded by a dense forest of maples and a sharp smell of maple syrup. The two figures running rinchiapparello carefree playing, laughing wildly as two people insane and wearing brightly colored clothes with psychedelic spirals drawn up, dragons ridden by naked Amazons and gold medallion hanging around his neck featuring a sickle and a hammer-sized slices of mortadella with pistachio, type the port of Livorno.
The camera slowly approaches until you see the faces of two carefree kids, and then everything is clear and obvious. Paul McCartney is chasing Igor Protti with his typical race "beat" to do to get an autograph from known sample "10 e lode." Igor to escape intrusiveness fan, takes refuge in a meander of the wood running with brisk and graceful as having scored the goal that secured the Serie B in Livorno, against Treviso. But the comedy of Paul not to be won, and follows him to the depths of the forest. He feels the sound of a waterfall, and Paul finally comes close to the river and sees Igor intent to bathe in a pond idyllic to say the least. E 'completely naked and vulnerable, Paul also is laid bare and approaches, drawing the attention ... but then when the other turns his face as if by magic, evil has become one of Wamba, blond with long hair shining in the sun and dry. So when Paul realizes that it is not Paul, but his most avid fans, or Toty. While the two look at each other in disbelief, under the waterfall, with an intense beam of sun that warms them and enhances the harmonious, Toty hear the sound of the waterfall to grow, and become increasingly more and more real ... ... and finally wakes up ... 'hostel
Chamber of the Upper West Side, Toty sleeps in bed under a bunk bed, opens her eyes just enough enough to see a penis right next to him, intent to urinate in the corner of the room beside her bed. The punishment clearly belongs to a sinister figure. In the bed above Vasco sleeping. Toty in his sleepy delirium think the filthy Piscione is your friend Vasco, auks calling him to actually trying to make him understand that it is in a public toilet: "Oh, Claudia!"
"Oh, Antonio!"
stain, the answer comes from the bed above, the pisciatore is another. Toty fails to nothing but wait for the piss, while Vasco (in turn, thinking it was Toty to dirty the beautiful carpet of the hostel) a spring on the rump of storcione Piscione.
"oh, sorry"
The answer is not as surreal. Sorry for what? Sorry if I'm pissing next to the bed? After the piss out of the room. Toty slowly gets out of bed and face his friend Vasco for about 33 seconds without having the courage to say anything. Then he goes around the bed to the corner indicted, and you notice that the envelope the night before he left right next to the bed, inside a toothbrush, toothpaste, book by Ken Follet (but still one of the worst), and above the envelope out of it ... ... Nokia used as an alarm clock in the morning! The HORROR
Piscione pissed me on my nice new phone.
Toty beginning to be slightly disappointed, but still struggling against sleep.
With your fingertips takes the Nokia and starts into the bathroom to wash it. Piscione out of the room there is in the corridor, obviously drunk.
result is a surreal dialogue that would define an understatement.
"You pissed on my phone"
"who, me? No you're wrong"
"No no, I recognize your shorts, you were just"
"No it was not me, you see I'm in this room," says Piscione, entering the room in front following a guy who had just opened the door with the special paper. Toty is not in time to follow him and stay in the corridor, only with a telephone piscioso in hand.
starts in the bathroom, washes him, dismounting, I washed again piece by piece. At the end of the phone is clean as a baby's ass, giving off whiffs of soap, but not giving signs of life, strangely.
hour later, type the security of the hostel told him that in six years working there had never heard such a thing. Ride to the story.
"You laugh, but I woke up this morning,"
"Sorry, sorry, I know I know it must have been terrible," but keeps laughing.
Come into the room he had entered, but no trace of him, and sincerely Toty, remembers only his shorts, while avendoci talked in the hallway. Sleep was too much.
the hostel they explain that to make a complaint should call the police, look for the type, take 1000 to both questions ... so Toty is on vacation and just want to go to see the Guggenheim museum ... what the fuck! Forget
and the three friends spend a day joke about it, even if Toty begins to laugh until 4 pm.
4 days after Nokia starts to operate.
far is working perfectly and still lives with the Toty, Montreal, reliable as ever. Piscione
the other hand, God rest his soul.
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Ah, I forgot, Toty bought a new toothbrush and toothpaste.
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